Things I find funny important or relevant to my life.

17th April 2014

Question reblogged from Hello Friend with 18,079 notes

you-wish-you-had-this-url asked: I've been seeing a lot of people talk about Gus sounding really pretentious in the movie, do you think he sounds pretentious?

fishingboatproceeds:

I mean, that scene is word-for-word from the book, so don’t blame the movie! :) Yes, Gus is super pretentious at the start of the story. it’s a character flaw.

Gus wants to have a big and important and remembered life, and so he acts like he imagines people who have such lives act. So he’s, like, says-soliloquy-when-he-means-monologue pretentious, which is the most pretentious variety of pretension in all the world.

And then his performative, over-the-top, hyper-self-aware pretentiousness must fall away for him to really connect to Hazel, just as her fear of being a grenade must fall away. That’s what the novel is about. That is its plot.

Gus must make the opposite of the traditional heroic journey—he must start out strong and end up weak in order to reimagine what constitutes a rich and well-lived life.

Basically, a 20-second clip from the first five minutes of a movie is not the movie.

(Standard acknowledgement here that I might be wrong, that I am inevitably defensive of TFIOS, that it has many flaws, that there’s nothing wrong with critical discussion, and that a strong case could be made that I should not insert myself into these conversations at all.)

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17th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Hello Friend with 558,319 notes

luckyra88it:

awwww-cute:

Little guy fell asleep in a basket with his golden retriever puppies

how the fuck is it legal for something to be this many levels of cute.

luckyra88it:

awwww-cute:

Little guy fell asleep in a basket with his golden retriever puppies

how the fuck is it legal for something to be this many levels of cute.

Source: awwww-cute

17th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from boom with 13,113 notes

Source: ziz0o0o

17th April 2014

Photo reblogged from psychedelic with 370,631 notes

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

SLEEP TIME IS NOW
SWEET DREAMS HUMAN
I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS 
I GOOD DOG
I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE <3

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

SLEEP TIME IS NOW

SWEET DREAMS HUMAN

I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS 

I GOOD DOG

I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE <3

Source: gifak-net

17th April 2014

Quote reblogged from Hello Friend with 289,924 notes

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

Source: cachaemic

17th April 2014

Post reblogged from tru with 76,697 notes

sexhaver:

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17th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Hello Friend with 104,330 notes

mrbiggsproductions:

envy4breakfast:

CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter

yep

Source: College Humor

17th April 2014

Post reblogged from Apes are monkeys right? with 18,326 notes

llttlemermaid:

NO MERCY FOR ABUSERS

NO MERCY FOR RAPISTS

PROTECT WOMEN AT ALL COSTS

Source: llttlemermaid

17th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Hello Friend with 91,790 notes

sarazarr:

blue-author:

deathisabitch:

elyel:

Lets clear this out! 

Yes, we are the couple from the cat pic, but that story is fake! we didnt wrote it!
Fortunately the real story is much more happy. Thats why we decided to upload a photo from our families together, our parents and our sisters! We have supportive families that love us and acept us. Is important to us that you share the real story behind this photo because is much more powerful and positive the true story, and we like to spred the positive message that everything always turn out just fine! you dont have to hide this from your family, they just need time to understand. The soon you tell them the soon you stop suffering and the aceptation process begin. 
Love to all of our followers and please share the real story and the positive message that we want to spred!
ElYEl


Aclaremos esto! 

Si! Somos nosotros los de la foto del gato pero esa historia no es real, nosotros no la escribimos!
Afortunadamente la historia real es mucho mas feliz. Es por eso que decidimos subir esta foto de nuestras familias juntos, nuestros padres y hermanas. Tenemos familias que nos apoyan y nos aceptan. Es importante para nosotros que compartas la historia real detrás de esa foto porque es mucho mas poderosa y positiva que la falsa, y queremos esparcir el mensaje positivo de que todo siempre termina saliendo bien! No tenes q esconderles esto a tu familia, ellos solo necesitan tiempo para entenderlo. Mientras mas rápido se los digas mas rápido vas a dejar de sufrir y el proceso de aceptación va a comenzar mas rápido. 
Cariños a todos nuestros seguidores y por favor compartan la historia real y el mensaje positivo que queremos esparcir!
ElyEl

SIGNAL BOOST

Reducing an out of context picture of strangers to inspiration porn is so dehumanizing.

Oh internet you are so full of dark and light I just don’t even know what to make of you sometimes!

Source: elyel

17th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from hi i used to be jakemalik with 98,673 notes

yahooentertainment:

lupita is the best

Source: yahooentertainment