Things I find funny important or relevant to my life.

21st July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Flameo my good hotman! with 129,152 notes

darknessbloodyshadow123:

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*

Source: iraffiruse

21st July 2014

Photoset reblogged from oprah was here with 106,675 notes

sashagreyvevo:

secretariats-secret:

paint-horse-dreamin:

Wildlife photographer Paul Goldstein first saw this unusually colored zebra a couple years ago at a camp he runs in Kenya and has been keeping an eye on it ever since. The animal travels alone rather than with a herd like most zebras and he always seems pissed off.

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A Black Zebra with White Stripes :D

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21st July 2014

Photoset reblogged from HOT a What Baabhabhiat with 236,168 notes

vixleonard:

I feel like this photo set sums up the entire series.  The men talk about doing shit; the women get shit done.

Source: thedailylovejournal

21st July 2014

Post reblogged from whatever with 510,676 notes

freudian-slipped:

if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.

if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.

and that is an abusive relationship.

Source: freudian-slipped

21st July 2014

Post reblogged from psychedelic with 355,844 notes

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

Source: mintike

21st July 2014

Photoset reblogged from HOT a What Baabhabhiat with 456,679 notes

caseyanthonyofficial:

saucy-twat-crumpets:

levithedisneyprincess:

xdw94xd:

This is apparently coming out in 3 days.

In 3 days, I’m going to start to be a total jogging addict, I think

I’ve been beta testing it and I can confirm it’s actually the greatest app ever. Full iOS release date is as specified, Android release this Spring.

It’s so intense, at one point during the first mission when radio contact was lost, I could hear them trying to contact me “Can you hear us?!” and I literally grabbed the mic and shouted, “I CAN HEAR YOU WHAT DO I DO?” even though that’s not how it works.

I’m just glad nobody was near me.

Alright yall sit your asses down I’m telling you a story

I have this app and it is one of my best purchases I’ve ever had. It endorses your running and makes you work.

The only downside is that it is fucking terrifying. One time, I was running, and got surrounded by zombies. Groaning and shuffling from all angles. And I have never ran that fast in my entire life. I completed my course(which usually takes 15 mins) in 5. I was also screaming a bit. I got some really weird looks, too.

So, morale of the story: This is a fucking scary app and I recommend it 100%.

I need some money to get this.

I’ll just get in my car and drive

Source: listeningtociociosan

21st July 2014

Photo reblogged from The best tab with 79,133 notes

paradoxandplaid:

johnverbingalonewithnouns:

I smiled so big when I realized what was going on here :D

I bet that butterfly is pissed off.

paradoxandplaid:

johnverbingalonewithnouns:

I smiled so big when I realized what was going on here :D

I bet that butterfly is pissed off.

Source: supergreat

21st July 2014

Post reblogged from Puppy Appreciation Blog with 226,865 notes

slayboybunny:

heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitely not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im allergic to bananas.  

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21st July 2014

Post reblogged from should you? with 435,932 notes

theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

Source: bossubossupromode

21st July 2014

Post reblogged from psychedelic with 241,141 notes

jesusinc:

dennys:

*heavy breathing* we have hte bacon

dennys what the fuck

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